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Phone Call

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: ‘Hello’

WOMAN: ‚Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?‘

MAN: ‚Yes‘

WOMAN: ‚I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?‘

MAN: ‚Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.‘

WOMAN: ‚I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership  and saw the new 2010 models.
I saw one I really liked.‘

MAN: ‚How much?‘

WOMAN: ‚$390,000‘

MAN: ‚OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.‘

WOMAN: ‚Great! Oh, and one more thing … the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking  $2,950,000‘ for it.

MAN: ‚Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000.They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000, if it’s really  a pretty good price.‘

WOMAN: ‚OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!‘

MAN: ‚Bye! I love you, too.‘

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.    
He turns and asks: ‚Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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